The Boring Bits

 

COVID-19 and all that Jazz

I will only see vaccinated clients and will ask to see proof of this at the start of our time together. I don’t care if you consider that discrimination. I am someone who is moderate risk, and I am a part-time carer for someone who is high risk. Even if I weren’t, my values lie firmly in team vaccination.

Blah blah, some people think escorts shouldn’t have opinions on politics or public health. That’s fine—see an escort who doesn’t have those opinions. :) Some forms of politics are things you can agree-to-disagree on; this is not one of them.

 

Particular Services

Let’s be blunt here: some services require extra preparation. But bodies are bodies, and sometimes things don’t work out. Maybe we don’t get around to it. Maybe there are difficulties. Maybe the stars simply don’t align that day. Regardless of whether we do this particular service, you are still required to pay the extra rate as you are paying for the extra preparation and risk, rather than whether we’re successful. Thank you so much for being understanding! ^.^

 

The “Please Don’t Fall In Love” Clause

I understand that seeing a provider can sometimes come with unexpected feelings. When we share something intimate with another person, when they see us in these vulnerable states, it can sometimes happen. If you start to develop feelings, those are yours to deal with. If you choose to tell me about these feelings, and I feel that this is detrimental to your mental health, I will unfortunately have to end our relationship. Feelings happen. I get that. But please do not put that burden on me, as I cannot, and will not reciprocate. Thank you for understanding!

Deposits

I require a $100 deposit (per hour) on every booking. This is to be paid either through beem_it (@charlottelaneau) or a CBA Smart ATM. Don't worry--I have no intentions of running off with your money. I'd much rather see you :) This is simply to ease my mind that even if you choose not to show up to our booking, I will not be substantially out of pocket for organising an incall and crying over Uber’s cancelling. This deposit will also act as a cancellation fee should you need to cancel/reschedule within 24hrs.

If you need to reschedule, and have given more than 24hrs notice, your deposit can be used towards your next booking. Unfortunately, if you have to reschedule more than twice, I will need to ask for another deposit to ensure I’m not further out of pocket for organising a space for us. Thank you for understanding <3

Cancellations

In an ideal world, neither of us will need to cancel! But should the worst happen, and you need to cancel, I require 24hrs notice. Your deposit acts as a cancellation fee :)

Please do not show up at our booking if you are unwell. If you are unwell, please let me know, and we can reschedule! If COVID-19 has taught us nothing (and really, it's taught us many things), it is that our health is so important. Let's not risk getting anyone sick!

In the unfortunate event where I am the one to cancel our booking, I will refund the deposit. If we need to reschedule, I will keep your deposit for our future date.


Last Minute Bookings

Last minute bookings just don’t happen for me. Sorry :)